Люди публикуют о себе самую разную информацию. Кто-то рассказывает подробно о каждом моменте своей жизни, кто-то более лаконичен и предпочитает довольствоваться минимальным количеством сведений.

Иногда фото не загружается с первого раза - в этом случае рекомендуем просто обновить страницу (виной всему высокий уровень нагрузок и большое количество запросов к серверам ВК). В некоторых случаях отсутствие фото и друзей на странице обусловлено настройками приватности.

Наталья Максвелл

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• Живёт сейчас в:, Екатеринбург
• Родной город:Ленинабад
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• О себе:I am Lisa Simpson in search of sentient life forms. (Now, RUN LIKE HELL!!!) Kissing frogs just got easier! (Providing they don't stick around or get any ideas) Come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be – and don’t forget to bring that warm, throbbing, juicy, succulent brain of yours! ;-E I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be. (And the sign said, “Shallow Stupid People Need Not Apply”) ;-P NO BRAIN, NO SENSE OF HUMOUR, NO SERVICE. LACKING THE ABOVE, PLEASE DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME WITH ME, FOR MY HEART WILL BLEED _*REAL BAD*_ WHEN I FLUSH YOUR FEELINGS DOWN THE TOILET. I take the puddles of male drool usually forming in my presence to be an indication of certain palatability of my “exterior” (yes, even as a nutritional overachiever back 60 pounds ago). Men are so adorably cute in the vicinity of flashy toothy women! ;-P My sense of ha-ha ranges from hee hee to BWAHAHAHAAA! My hobbies vary from snorkeling to painting and light metal-working, and intellectual interests - from "how-do-they-do-it" to meaning of life/God/universe and the fate of the world to in-depth empiric exploration of my own nose... :-P I have an annoying habit of breaking out into a song at every cue I hear. I am 60% audioslave, 50% visual/art junkie, and the remaining 95% death-by-analysis. I think paleontology, astronomy, and programming are sexy. I absolutely refuse to hurt anything with a central nervous system...'cuz it can squirt if squished >;-E I am enthralled by the many expressions of human creativity and enthusiastically encourage it. So, what the frimp am I doing here? (Officer, I wasn't actually trying to pick this woman up, I was JUST helping her cross the street... Baaah!) I make a perfect impression of a status-conscious downtown politically correct conformist (the sacrifices we make to keep up the fleeting appearance of normalcy! I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!) But once I open my mouth, you all seem seem to just…wilt - aww, such a shame! Ooooh little one, did you get scared? Did that big bad lady just ask you some weird, upsetting questions you don’t ask in polite society? I am an unabashedly hopeless female sexist chauvinist *_pig_* and the most politically incorrect forked-tongue-in-cheek you ever meet. Anyone within the radius of my action is fair game.:-E Notwithstanding the above, understanding, caring friends mean the world to me. (I'm really only hard, pointy, and slippery on the outside, but once you get to know me, I'm actually all white, warm, and fuzzy ;-) WHAT WILL GET YOU OUT OF YOUR VICINITY: 1. I HAVE *ZERO* TIME OR TOLERANCE FOR DRAMA OF *ANY* KIND. IF CONFLICT IS YOUR IDEA OF EXCITEMENT, STAY THE FRIMP AWAY FROM ME! 2. IF YOU ARE QUICK TO JUDGE AND JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, *DON’T WASTE MY PRECIOUS NON-REFUNDABLE TIME*. [_insert the thunderous sound of toilet flushing here_] I set my goals and always achieve them. It's the deciding on where t
• Сайт:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=627255119
• Дата рождения:
• Политические взгляды:индифферентные
• Религиозные убеждения:Духовность вообще

• Деятельность:

  Music (listening), painting, drawing, silversmithing, , ***You Are Lisa Simpson***, , , A total child prodigy and super genius, you have the mind for world domination., , But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs., , You will be remembered for: all your academic accomplishments, , Your life philosophy: "I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth", , , The Simpsons Personality Test, http://www.blogthings.com/thesimpsonspersonalitytest/

• Интересы:

  reading, NOT romance, (science, linguistics, telepathy, NLP, archaeology, museums, galleries, art exhibits, history of the ancient world (it's not even history if it's younger than 500 years!), psychology, astronomy, cybernetics, sociology, philosophy, social engineering, camping, art, drawing, airbrush, silversmithing, dragons, sci-fi, mystery, Beatles, The Who, The Stones, travel, Haggard, felines, spirituality, guitar, gadgets, taking things apart & ending up with spares after re-assembly, cannibalism, space travel, time travel, most things mediaeval, things creatively whacky and weird just for the hell of it, creativity, imagining what I would do with my millions, speculating on my role in an intergalactic expedition, pondering the pros and cons of inventing a mind-reading machine, fire, clouds, water, fantasy, imagination, comedy, all things science struggles to explain, paleontology, Opeth, Dark Tranquility, death metal, black metal, symphonic metal, LaZeR tAg, Arch Enemy, System Of A Down, Manegarm, latin dancing, Tool

• Любимая музыка:

  МЕТАЛЛ!!!!! Scandinavian extreme/heavy metal (death metal, melodic death, symphonic metal, black metal, power metal), some North American industrial, Scandinavian folk metal, 60's and 70's rock, folk, blues, Celtic, world, early baroque, medieval, classical guitar, flamenco, harp, flute

• Любимые фильмы:

  sci-fi, fantasy, murder mystery, action, suspense, some horror, comedy - anything with abundantly lush visuals, kick-ass action, nerve tickling, with gratuitous violence, hopefully not TOO insulting to my intelligence - ABSOLUTELY NO CHICK FLICKS OR SAPPY SHIT - yuck!, The Lord Of The Rings trilogy, Terminator trilogy, The Matrix trilogy, Memento, Citizen X, Star Trek, Star Wars

• Любимые книги:

  Властелин Колец!!!!, Gosh, where do I start... Mostly stuff that teaches you to do shit and reconstruct reality through your own head using your own hands; how to harness the power of the mind; change your attitude to suit the lofty goals of world domination to forcefully inflict pure unadulterated happiness upon all the infidels, ;-E ;-P ;-)))

• Любимые телешоу:

  Law & Order, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, South Park, Corner Gas, The Red Green Show, That 70's Show, Sceinfeld, anything with brains and guts (...spilling all over the place ;-) ;-E)

• Любимые цитаты:

  Эмигрант, сущ. - непросвещённый человек, верящий, что одна страна лучше другой.
  
  (Эмброуз Биэрз, Дьявольский Словарь)

• УрФУ'95
• Политологии и социологии
• Прикладной социологии
• Очное отделение
• 4 имени Ленина^'90
• 1980–1988
• English
• Гимназия
• Класс: а