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Описание: For peeps who wanna chat nn pal up with Brits,Yankees,Canucks,Kiwis an' nuts like us!

A site purely developed to make you feel like shit. A huge popularity contest. A way for teeny boppers to conform themselves even more, and for internet pedophiles to finally find friends.

Thanks to Tom Anderson established in 2003 this widely used online profile have now become a person's life. A popular feature is the ability to assemble galleries of friends, with their photographs linking to their own pages. (As at many networking sites, MySpace members must receive permission from other members before adding them as friends, and sometimes "friendship" is no deeper than a brief e-mail exchange.)

Myspace has become the place for geeks/emos/scenesters/ban ds/preps and others alike to prove how they 'truly' are by informing others in the about me section. You add everyone from the guy you were too scared to talk to, to comment and say the unforgettable how are u? or watz up? question or the 'good' girl in school whose photos consist of the partially nude her. It is the ultimate ego booster, when people you don't know tell you “hey you got aim? Ur hot”

You over load the music section, naming every band you've heard of, as in... just heard of, not listened to. It is a competition of how many bands you can name and how many friends you can get in a given time. A way to test your popularity and flaunt it by saying to your friends the next day in school "So I got 27 friend requests yesterday" - "Well I got 87..." - "...oh....". Groups are also made to have similar people in one place where again they post bulletins, message each other, post pictures and add friends.

The term "whore" is for whoring, the way to advertise one's self or other's in bulletins. The repeating of ADD ME until it is noticed and praising one's self with 'I'm hot and I comment back' is just all game. Friendship is as deep as a rain puddle. Spamming or 'raping' comment boxes with ADD MEs are just as game as whoring.

Myspace was originally for bands to spread or share music, Tom was in a band, he came up with an idea and it was myspace

Why Myspace Sucks and So Do You:

1) Cool New People - No. These schmucks are not "Cool." The fact that they are the first thing you see when you log on is a fucking travesty. Why anyone would label these folks "Cool" is beyond our comprehension. At this point we wanted to turn back, but we forged on through the terror in the name of science.

2) Your Goddamn Pictures - "Hay guyz i hav this gr8 idea i think i shud take a pikkchur of myself in da mirrur holding teh camerah at a weiurd angle isnt that original guyz? Am i rite?" Believe it or not, we've caught on to your little tricks. We know that you are fat, ugly, have one eye, and shitty skin, and the crappy emo picture isn't fooling anybody. If you have the inclination to be really artsy, alternative, and original, and if you feel that taking a photo of yourself in the bathroom mirror is the way to do it, at least have the decency to wipe your dried jizz off the mirror. Oh but wait, there in the "View more pics" section you have those cute pictures of you and your buddies with beer in your hand. OMG GUYZ ITS BEER AND WE'RE LIKE 2TALLY UNDERAGE HOW BADASS ARE WE. Grow the fuck up, no one cares. And then you selfish bastards crop your friends out of the pictures so we all know who the attention whore is. We can clearly see their shoulder floating next to you.

3) About Me - Chances are no one comes to your MySpace to learn about how you "dont hav much 2 say" about yourself. These over-glorified AIM profiles contain some of the most useless crap ever to bombard our eyes. If you feel it is appropriate to contribute any information to this section, you're wrong. Save everyone the trouble of reading about your generic, pointless life and do someth